illea:

you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in

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mugglebornheadcanons:

Muggle-born students being taught about the spell obliviate and immediately declaring their wands ‘neuralyzers’ and spending the rest of the day erasing people’s memories and quoting Men In Black, much to the confusion of the purebloods. But there’s this one muggle-born professor who thinks it’s hilarious and proclaims himself Agent K and magics up black sunglasses for all the people who get it and they spend the day annoying the hell out of everyone. 

(via addictedtofictionalworlds)

I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you.

Her (2013)

That sounds really romantic and everything until you realise that it is being said by a guy who is in love with the Siri on his phone..

(via aut0philia)

(via blissfullycatastrophic)